February 2012
Patrick doesnt do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, saturdays, 70...
– Pete Wentz (via asoulworthtwohats)
when i was little i used to get sick ALL THE TIME, i basically lived at the pediatrician’s office
but i can probably count on one hand the number of times i’ve been sick in the past three years.
i attribute my awesome immune system to eating the nectar out of the honeysuckle in my grandparents’ backyard when i was little
one year for halloween mickie was a golfer
it was so cute but he hated us for about two weeks because we forced him to wear it all day aw
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last night at dinner i was so tired and i had ONE INTENSE YAWN during which my jaw locked for about .25 seconds and like cracked and now it hurts like a bitch awesome
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i like panic’s cover of “karma police” better than the original
arewebothcrazy:
desterysmith:
when i say shotgun you say wedding
shotgun
FARM
GO MEAT
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BREAKING MUSIC NEWS
pupfresh:
Avril Lavigne is currently in the studio with rock god Chad Kroeger. We can only hope that they’re recording a duet for the next Nickelback album, or making babies that would carry the genes of the two legends to create the most talented musicians of all time.
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our worst fear’s coming true
sc driver’s licenses are so cheap looking
they look like fake id’s
but they’re not. i sat in that dmv for two hours for this bitch OKAY
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STILL FREAKING OUT OKAY I GET TO SE ETHEM AGAIN OH APOIMXYGOD
albeit without mic and chris BUT OH WELL CLAUDIO AND TRAVIS ARE STILL THERE
AND JOSH IS BACK
OH Y GOD YES
I’M GOING TO SEE COHEED IN APRIL OH MY GOD I’M GOING FOR FREE I’M GOING TO CRY
alex and liv are officially my new brotp
why are people so mean to alex
he didn’t do anything
jesus skins you’re really trying to fuck us emotionally
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what my university says: "Your education is now more VALUABLE than ever!"
what my university means: "Your tuition is now more EXPENSIVE than ever!"
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my sister’s not going to let me come home for the summer
awwwweeeeessssssooooommmmmeeee
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whoa hey new option bar
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capitolgoods:
I do this every morning getting ready for school.
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ivy is such a bitch
NOW YOU ALL SEE WHY I’VE HATED HER SINCE THE BEGINNING
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hellotera replied to your post: proof that i would NEVER make it as a biologist…
also you call it a “biologist major” lololol
fuck you man
sleep deprivation
proof that i would NEVER make it as a biologist major:
i feel nauseous and lightheaded just from reading about rat dissection
edit: i mean biology major.
i started out saying biologist
but then added major so yeah i need sleep